► FERVID RHAPSODY

A complete list of exaggerated malfunctions with which an unlucky individual is identified throughout his/her stay.(at least in our school!)

English that kills!*

• The Suspicious: "I saw u yesterday rotating near girl's hostel pulling cigarette...? "

• The Environmental: "pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

• The Ecstatic: "I'm going out of the world to America..."

• The Furious: "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK!!..."

• The Observant: "don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down....."

• The Sultry: "why is fan not oning?!"

• The Inflamed: "write down your name and father of your name!!"

• The Considerate: "shh... quiet... the principal is revolving around building"

• The Knowledgeable: "I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said she and erased the board!

• The Time Saving: "will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

• The Strict? : "IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE!!"

• Aiming for the stars! : "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

• "Chastisement!" said Cassius: " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father!"

• The Omnipresent: "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

• The 'Lab assistant', investigating a piece of code: "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??"

• The Undertaker(teacher) : "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away!"

• Someone throws his lunch out of the window. The chemist: "Now, What u doing? Outstanding people will suffer!"

• The oxen: "Only wild animals can teach you!" The wild: "That is why you are teaching me?"

• God's messenger:"I have the divine duty to tell you why the communists supported the UPA govt after the 2004 elections."

• The over desiring:"Open the windows,let the air force come in."
  
  
• The chemist:"Take an iron rod of any metal in an empty beaker filled with water."
  
  
• The reformer: "From now on we are going to make leave procedures strict,so all those who are absent,please raise your hands."
  

• Brimming with common sense: (On his 12th attempt to successfully approximate the attendance register)"Say only whether you are present or absent! You stand up, yes you, are you present?!"
  
  
• The theorist:(supporting his decision to target the minorites, for performing conversions):" For every action,there is an equal and opposite reaction."
  
  
• The irritated(Teacher): "Don't ask me 2 repeat, i'll only say once upon a time."